Superlatives

As promised earlier this month, here are the superlatives for our entire Small Business Development staj, 2008-2010. If you'd like to put faces with these superlatives, check out my earlier post here. Enjoy!

Anjie Bertramson- Most likely to be an advice columnist for the leading entomology journal "It's A Bug's Life".

April Koury- Most likely to mask her crippling sentimentality with sarcasm.

Colin Huerter- Most likely to sleep through grad school and still graduate summa cum laude.

Cortney Healy- Most likely to break the glass ceiling while giggling like a school girl.

Cynthia Berning- Most likely to put Moroccans to shame at their own customs, particularly after winning "So You Think You Can Shake It".

Dan Hudner- Most likely to use being a Berber Barbie Mogul as his cover for his real job as a CIA informant.

Dena Thomas- Most likely to unknowingly become bosom buddies with an ex-convict.

Emily Lindberg- Most likely to crochet her way out of any problem.

Jae Boyd- Most likely to keep in touch.

Jared Imse- Most likely to build a wooden arc, set sail on an existentialist trip one stormy night, and be mistaken as the second coming for Jesus Christ by everyone he meets.

Jonathan Lindberg- Most likely to be the quirky-humored electrician, who lives self-sufficiently off the grid.

Jonathan Santeliz- Most likely to outsell Rosetta Stone with his self-recorded, salsa-inspired language learning software.

Joy Chen- Most likely to copyright the word "Joy" following her sold-out, self-titled motivational speaking tour, and use the royalties to start a company called "Tough Love, Fair Trade".

Kristen Apa- Most likely to gain celebrity status as America's beloved Iron Chef critic.

Lisa Payne- Most likely to be arrested for aiding and abiding in the distribution of underaged food porn.

Lynn Dines- Most likely to be named America's Top 100 Most Influential People then make the tabloids shortly thereafter, caught in a compromising position in front of a fan.

Maggie Downey- Most likely to be misunderstood.

Michael Craig- Most likely to author "Where There Is No Other Male: A Guide To Integrating Into Your New Sorority", "Participatory Analysis for Consuming Alcohol", and "The Role of a Peanut Vendor in a Dive Bar".

Mike Lightman- Most likely to start the next green movement using altruistic yet coercive means.

Nathaniel Krause- Most likely to forgo being America's teenage heart throb and instead use his perfect six foot frame to measure the construction of eco-friendly buildings.

Randy Leisenring- Most likely to be the hostess of Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

Rebecca Luhrs- Most likely to become a Peace Corps Director whose first initiative is the realization of an annual Peace Corps Pretty Pageant.

Sarah Young- Most likely to be the host mother of a PCV after achieving world fame as the modern dancer who breast feeds on set.

Steven Schnelle- Most likely to introduce fashion into the courtroom, win every case with his theatrical performances but lose his license after punching the judge.

Terra Fuller- Most likely to start her own nomadic, Berber weaving tribe and name it "Ichabod".

Tim Michetti- Most likely to attempt smooth talking his innocence over allegations of smuggling contraband over international waters.